#are you fucking for real rn
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I am so fucking normal about Gale i mean i totally don’t scream every timme he addresses my Tav — “my love” — or whenever he smiles. I totally don’t get all mushy seeing him happy, or feel warm when he speaks of their relationship and his feelings. I absolutely do not find him sweet at all. No.
I’m a liar and it’s so obvious here’s some images of Ceridwen and Gale
#he’s so babygirl#i lobe him#i cant help but love him#like what am i supposed to do#not fall in love w/ a fictional man?#in my defense he’s goals#the only one i can see actually being a good long-term relationship#that is husband material if i ever saw it#anyway gale is my beloved#bg3 gale#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#gale romance#also the way he addresses Tav#my love#are you fucking for real rn#i cant#im 💖💖💖💖#bg3#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate iii#baldurs gate gale#baldurs gate tav#baldur's gate oc#bg3 spoilers#bg3 tav#bg3 oc#traggy’s shit#traggy’s OCs
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A h-heartfelt reunion..?
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#Sir Crocodile#Monkey D Dragon#Emporio Ivankov#Dragodile#Crocodad#My art#One Piece#We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay#Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao#I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally#He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace.#You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that#Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy#And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do#But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨#And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion
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'tumblr is full of 14 year olds' wrong tumblr is full of 24 year olds who just don't do anything. and that's okay
#its not weird to be a virgin or to not smoke weed#it IS weird to have an emotional reaction to someone else not having sex or doing drugs#like if fucking n smoking was sooooo cool u'd be doing that rn!#and ofc vice versa mx robotpussy is so real#bc of who i follow i see more of the shaming ppl who don't have sex but ive seen the weird terminally online ppl#who haven't killed the cop in their head trying to police ppl who are just doing things with their own bodies#and i can say from personal experience ppl who do drugs are so chill abt it if you don't wanna smoke they won't pressure you#like it's ok to have sex it's ok not to it's weird if you care like they're not not fucking you keep scrolling
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some lilybarty rot <33!
#lily evans <3 problematic men#and you can not fight me on that be sooooo real rn#a girl with too much emotions and a boy who grew up in a house with none#hellooo??? hello?#lilybarty#<3333#lily evans#lily evans fanart#barty crouch jr#barty crouch jr fanart#also james and barty do end up fucking no worries xx#a hint of jily but i’m not gonna tag them#but what can i say#EVERYONE is obsessed with lily#(including me)
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hey brennan what the fuck
#the emotional whiplash of this episode was genuinely insane i think i was about to burst into tears at some point and then they cut to the#fucking commercial. vic michaelis and brennan lee mulligan i ADORE you brennan you did not have to go as hard as you did on this one#this felt like a literal fever dream#like i don't even know if i fully understand it rn the last bit w vic and the radio was a bit open to interpretation#ALL of it felt open to interpretation but like. in an insane way#someone suggested host vic has dreams of/hallucinates these guests to escape from the mundanity of her real job and they try to teach smth#i dont like the dream trope but that would be v interesting#someone also said they were in a time loop which would be. intriguing#anyways i will miss this show so much someone said it was greenlit for s2 too so i'm crossing my fingers thats legit#vip spoilers#very important people spoilers#very important people#dropout#vic michaelis#brennan lee mulligan#vip
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yea
#i had posted this everywhere and it occurred to me that i hadnt on tumblr. which seems like a crime#keith kogane#vld keith#vld lance#vld fanart#lance mcclain#voltron#klance#can i rant for a bit#grabs the microphone Id like to thank this huge step on my voltron healing journey to my mom#who said 'oh its that show that made you cry in frustration! the kitties!'#and i said 'yes mother i was 15'#i dont think ive ever felt so. like. bullied? i dont wanna say ridiculed but#by a shows' producer#not since fucking BBC SHERLOCK#and i dont mean oh of course it wasnt gonna be canon. Of cours it wasnt I dont mean that#what i didnt need was getting baited left and right#the show milked the shit out of. lets be real here. young queer kids and then turned around and pointed and laughed when they gained hope on#their silly red blue ship to get canon#bc lets be real if anything queer was gonna happen. ambiguous non binary pidge was already there#two skinny attractive teen boys is like low hanging fruit. diet rep#but it wasnt even abt that. at least i truly never thought klance was srly gonna b canon. i HOPED. but like. i never shipped 4 canon anyway#i LIKED voltron. i loved lotor. i had always been a multishipper allur//ce was rkly cute i couldve dug that#if they hadnt spent the last season looking miserable AND THEN DYING#tf u mean our female lead died TF U MEAN THE LATINO MC BECAME A FARMER? w the forever marks of his dead gf on his face? Are you joking rn???#anyway. hit me up for more voltron opinions i got tons#(mic drop)
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I can't find it now but there's a post about suspension of disbelief and how it's broken when the story starts trying to excuse it. "character gets knocked unconscious for hours but there's no further issues from this" okay đź‘Ť "and actually this makes perfect sense because of this and that" um no it doesn't why are you lying to me. like i am willing to ignore the holes and the discrepancies!! all you need to do is let me and not bring unnecessary attention to it!!!
and all that is my issue with the whole robin child soldier argument. like i am willing to ignore it i am willing to engage with the fantasy literally all you need to do is NOT try to convince me that Actually It's Fine Because They Want To Do It or whatever. like literally just shut up about it and i can engage with the fantasy!!
#my dc posting#dc#robin#batman#like. if you want to tell a story and not worry abt the child endangerement thing just DONT BRING IT UP ???#all you're doing when you bring it up is telling me this is something i'm allowed to think abt when it comes to the story#and then you tell me Um Actually It's Fine ?? no! what the fuck are you talking about!!#i am tryinggggg to just have fun n read fics your lil “isnt that child endangerement and kinda fucked up?” “no actually they wouldve done i#anyways bla bla bla batman couldnt have stopped them bla bla bla''#is COUNTERPRODUCTIVEEE#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#<- tagging the robins sorry#sorry this just. this topic annoys me so much#...also ''batman couldnt have stopped them/they wouldve done it with or without him'' are literally#just factually incorrect in jason's case. he did not in fact start on his own and the only thing batman wouldve#needed to do to stop him is literally just NOT make him robin BUT- at this point im just beating a dead horse on that topic#w how many times i bring it up lmao#like. in real life you cant just knock a person unconscious for hours with no consequences on them.#but i dont care when it happens in fiction despite being not realistic!! bc its fiction!!!#unless of course the characters out of nowhere do a lil sidequest PSA abt how actually doing that is fine#and completely safe with no risks#yknow??#like if that happened id be annoyed and like no its fucking not fine why are you trying to convince me. just move on and dont bring it up#and I wont bring it up#anyway. yeah these are just some thoughts im having rn sorry its not more coherent and put-together i cant be assed rn lmao
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don't have a leak of taylor swift's new album but i went on a date this weekend with a girl who's friend is a music journalist and according to him it's a very sad album with a lot of jazz influences. hope this helps at all <3
OKAY…… OKAY……… OKAY…… WAIT……. OKAY…
#the first thing that’s made me#optimistic and i’m glad it came from a tumblr anon bc i trust yall more than twitter#if the titles ARE ironic…oh my god fuck you my hopes…. they’re rising…#please be true please be true bc we’re at a real#stop you’re losing me crossroads rn#taylor swift
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you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah
#sorry i got really into my feelings about mark hoffman again#the very specific version of him in my brain that i really really wish i had the time and energy to properly share with you guys#saw#well until i muster the energy to explode all of my feelings out into a fic. if you want to TRY and understand#know that my three biggest hoffman fic insps right now are as follows#your best kept secret hoffman. a series of mistakes hoffman. and rushed like a dreadful wind hoffman.#there is a very clear throughline just know i am extremely emotionally compromised rn#thinking about theee fics vs the canon path hoffman spirals down#something something the absolute tragedy of watching a man's descent into madness#the transformation of a man into a monster#and what could have saved him from himself and kramer's corruption#sorry i'm rambling so much oh my god i was just having such a crying fit out of nowhere about this#do you think he could feel it happening. do you think he was aware he was losing his mind.#the script version of him fucks with me so bad. the crazed rankings and the longer hair and him not being well kept anymore#it's impossible to think he didn't know he was deteriorating#fuuuck okay i need to either chill or write a whole longfic rn#i project on that guy so much i truly don't know if i could properly write my vision of him#until i do something more substantial the full extent of my hoffman exists for me and my boyfriend only. they get me like no one else#well ginny and jenna also get me. please read best kept secret and a series of mistakes Oh My God#where am i going with this. i like tag rambling actually this is a nice way to do it without forcing EVERYONE to read my delirium#anyways if you've read all of this i think i love you? feel free to dm me about hoffman and my very specific headcanons and aus#maybe soon i'll try and start writing my fics about this tragic man#i could never say any of this on twitter btw they'd string me up for my opinions on him as a sad wet beast who could have been fixed#if only he hadn't been weaponized first#god i'm too tired to even be as embarrassed about this as i should be. thought i unlearned cringe already#but i've been spending way too much time on twitter and they HAAATE hoffman there#rip. i know it's not that serious but i'm sensitive rn and hate feeling lonely in my thoughts#ok bye for real otherwise i'll never shut up. i might tag ramble more often bc this was therapeutic in a way i needed badly#cat chat
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I'm not thinking about the broken birthday gift anime sword... I'm not thinking about how Anthony's plan for the love anchor was for Taylor and Nicky to have a moment... I'm not thinking about Taylor crying when he thought his dad was dead and being so adamant on saving him from the ISS vs calling him a loser and not wanting him in his life at all... I'm not thinking about the betrayal... I'm not thinking about how it affected Nicky's views on trust and friends... I'm not thinking about Nicky saying he doesn't have any friends... I'm not thinking about him coming around on trust but being too late... I'm not thinking about "This is as good as it's gonna get"... I'm not thinking about "I don't know my grandson" and "Would you like to?"... I'm not thinking about Glenn not being around when Taylor was born... I'm not thinking about Jodie being disappointed in Nicky... I'm not thinking about Nicholas' loyalty to Jodie and how their relationship surely would have changed when Jodie mixed with Zhao. I'm not thinking about Glenn realizing way too late that Nick just wants a dad... I'm not thinking about Nick losing his mom... I'm not thinking about Nick spending the Christmas season alone.
#This is not like. Coherent thoughts but I'm crying in the club tonight fr.#dndads#Not feeling fly like a g6 rn I'll be real with you chief.#dndads spoilers#dndads s2 ep 53#dungeons and daddies#nicky freeman#nick foster#nick close#glenn close dndads#taylor swift dndads#jodie foster dndads#morgan freeman dndads#Jsskksks this fucking family and their names#Someone hold me pleeease
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every time i remember how bendis completely destroyed the kon & clark bond i want to start biting and maiming. literally what is the point of it all!!!! just kill kon again im begging!! it'll be funny when the second time around comparatively nobody gives a shit fdklsjdjkd
#rimi talks#like. he has no real relationship with anyone in the current superfam except for kinda kenan#ma and pa remember him but that too makes NO fucking sense like does ma remember pa dying???#DID NEW KRYPTON EVEN HAPPEN.#'''''everything is in play''''' WHY IS PA KENT ALIVE THEN#i don't even know what rebirth kara's deal is like did she even wear kon's glasses.#he didn't exist. like#god every time i think about Everything about how bendis brought him back i just get a headache#it makes noooo sense if you put any actual thought into any of it#narrative that actively punishes you for trying to engage with it lmfao#BUT ANYWAYS. it would be funny. kill him again. this time no one even joins a cult about it#like literally what is he rn. just the kind of annoying third fiddle superfam member đź’€ just kill him i want him deadddd
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GO SPIT THE LEECHES ON THE GROUND🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️!!!!
#slim shady guilty gear#genderbend aba#MADE THIS IN LIKE AN HOUR LMAOOOO#THE REAL SLIM SHADY#I LOVE YOU FEMTANYL!!!#:3#a.b.a#IM LITERALLY GONNA THROW UP I HABE THE SONG ON REPEAT RN ITS SO FUCKING GOOD OMC OMC#SHAKING AND SOBBINNGNGN#OOGUGUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHAHHWHDIEKKEKKF
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guy who wants to be emperor SO FUCKING BAD but isn't and has to actively conspire to get there. guy who is in cahoots with him and refers to him as emperor/your highness/my lord/other unearned royal titles in private- perhaps as a show of loyalty, or ingratiation, or certainty in their mutual success, or just 5d chess manipulation. and also it is a sex thing i mean you get me you see my vision
#i dont know why this gets me so much. maybe its the “YOU are the real emperor in my eyes not That Guy” of it#or the secretive conspiratorial mini-empire unfolding in the background of an actual state#or the charade of servility for absolutely no ones benefit because no one is there to see it#except you. and the guy who wants to be emperor So Fucking Bad#you will be entirely unsurprised to know i worked this dynamic into a martin trying to become high overseer fic#j#also hi i know im away a lot because life suuuuucks massively rn#and i realised that like. every single time i get on i basically feel the need to make another apology post for being away so long#and theres no point in that? so i decided im just gonna. post whatever whenever LMAO#and if you wanna come chat with me every now and then you are welcome to do that. and if you dont then thats fine too.
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well looks like im never leaving california! if any of u guys need reproductive healthcare i will house all of you im not even playing
#this is just the tip of the iceberg too like there is a literal genocide happening right now and the fact that its not a dealbreaker for#ANYONE pisses me the fuck off#my best friend is palestinian and its very jarring to see news outlets not even bother to MENTION the genocide rn#'foreign affairs' like ok kys#HOW DID WE LET THIS HAPPEEENN#harris pisses me the fuck off bc she went around parading right winged policies to appeal to republicans#instead of actually building a strong foundation#-> but yeah sure lets waste our fucking time trying ro pay celebs to endorse u!#'kamala is brat! KYS KYS KYS I FUCKING HATE YOU LOT LIKE PLEASE GET SO REAL#i hope they all feel like some fucking clowns rn#i feel siccckkkkkkkk#also im sorry nonamerican followers for americanizing your feeds but#ive been radicalized since i was like 9#AND i studied social/political documentary and film in university#so boy do i have a fucking lot to say abt the state of the world rn!!!!!!!
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the new kaishin merch goes crazy
#kaishin#dc prattles#this is totally real and is being sold rn lol#spreading misinformation for the sake of tomfoolery i know im making kaitou kid proud#not the first kaitou kid btw fuck that guy#ANYWAY KIDCO RAAAAAAAHHHHH#i saw conan and i saw kid and i was like#OKAY GO AND BE CUTE THERE ON KID'S LAP RN#let me just coo at them more ugggh#also those bunnies.....bunny!shinichi fics pls know that you hold a corner in my heart
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just finished the umbrella academy. rant & spoilers incoming:
let me get this shit straight: the hargreeves siblings didn’t ask for their powers or to be born. said birth and powers were forced on them when reginald hargreeves couldn’t just shut up and die with the rest of his planet/wife. then he flies down to earth, adopts them all, and some 30 years later, we find them running around, constantly trying to save the world from an apocalypse, only to eventually find out that the apocalypses are happening not because this random fucking alien unleashed sparkle dust on the galaxy and abused children that weren’t his in the name of his wife….but because the hargreeves were just born.
that’s it. the reason the cleanse happened is a) their punishment for being born and b) abigail felt bad for an experiment gone wrong and decided to make it the entire timeline’s problem. and the only way to stop it isn’t to figure out a way to stop reginald from unleashing the marigold/coming down to earth & allow all of the og 43 children to be born naturally, when they’re supposed to be, but to….erase the children that never asked to be born from existence while leaving a million loose ends, unanswered questions, and shitty character choices that don’t get developed or explained in any way.
this season was just…….it was definitely a season of a show, i’ll give it that. the pacing was all over the place, so much so to the point where, if anything, we needed four MORE episodes, not four less. i have so SO SOOO many questions. where tf is sloane? what about the other 35 kids with marigold in them? why didn’t we see five create the commission? does durango give superpowers the same way marigold does? why couldn’t ben just drink the marigold himself if he wanted his powers back??? WHY THE FUCK WOULDNT YOU JUST GO AFTER THE MAN WHO UNLEASHED THE OG MARIGOLD INSTEAD OF THE INNOCENT HUMANS WHO GOT STUCK WITH IT WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH THAT?? YOU COULDVE DONE A WHOLE THING WHERE THE COMMISSION WAS ORIGINALLY DEDICATED TO FIXING REGINALD’S AFFECT ON THE TIMELINE OR LITERALLY ANYTHING—
literally just kill this last season with fire. burn it at the stake. i’m so pissed and so done. i’ve been watching this show since i was in fucking eighth grade, and i was so excited. i thought they were gonna do a whole thing where it could’ve been like “ben was always meant to die and now the universe is out of whack” or just SOMETHING other than what we got. steve blackman, i genuinely hope you have the worst fucking time for the rest of your life, you raggedy, smelly, conniving, ass-backwards bitch.
thank you and good night.
#bc what do you mean five left in the middle of the fight to go pout on a train#WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS FIGHTING HIS BROTHER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE APOCALYPSE#WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE NEVER GOT MORE INFO ON WHY RAY LEFT ALLISON#i’m so tired#someone tell netflix the joke isn’t funny anymore#give us the real season 4 with all 10 episodes i’m so serious rn#the umbrella academy#tua s4#tua spoilers#tua4#tua season 4#rant post#five hargreeves#allison hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#viktor hargreeves#lila hargreeves#steve blackman i’m in your fucking walls bitch
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